Andrés Martinez, Kelly Mullens, and the Los Angeles Times

Now these are the kinds of scandals Mexicans and Mexican Americans should be getting into--a gnarly, salacious, untoward, perhaps even tawdry, newspaper-public-relations-celebrity-we're-in-cahoots, or, in this case, in-bed, -together scandal! Here's the skinny. The LA Times has its own version here. Martinez's version of the facts are here! Holy Citizen Kane, Batman!