Chief Justice Antonin Scalia--Sir Dago Red!

What a conundrum! My name is William Anthony Nericcio--mostly Mexican, but a significant part of me is Sicilian as well! So what am I supposed to do with that literalist wanker Justice Antonin Gregory Scalia that W. put on the Supreme Court--a guy that makes Clarence Thomas appear Leftist? I guess I will let the story speak for itself.