Wednesday, September 19, 2012

What's Next? Salma Hayek and George Clooney?! Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling Ponder Connubial Bliss


Not that we are pathological surveyors of celebrity hookups, but it was with some interest that we stumbled upon tidings of Eva Mendes' and Ryan Gosling's impending blissful (permanent) hookup. Set to steal the stage from the Brangelinas of the planet, this A-list marriage is sure to take Hollywood by storm.

Monday, September 17, 2012

The Latest Iteration on a Familiar Theme: Latina Bombshell, Number 2761? Alejandra Espinoza

source | Espinoza on Twitter
Also included here, a rather remarkable El Gordo y La Flaca segment wherein is discussed Espinoza's decision to downsize aspects of her figure--you'll have to endure a 30 second commercial to screen the video, but believe me, it is worth it (if only to watch "El Gordo" jiggle and, for closet anthropologists, the chance to parse the singular, vulgar shout-outs from the studio audience). Forgive the fact that this video features an auto-play feature.  I tried, but I cannot turn it off!

Once Again, Yet Another Bizarre Chapter in the History of the Ersatz Human | Caucasian Bestiary Edition


the OBSCENE machine: Once Again, Yet Another Bizarre Chapter in the History of the Ersatz Human

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