Like Mittens, Everybody Wants to Channel Latinas/os!!!! via Remezkla

Brownfaces in Hollywood and Beyond: Not Since Charlton Heston Donned Brownface to Become Mike Vargas in TOUCH OF EVIL Have We Seen Such Wonderful Makeup

What's Next? Salma Hayek and George Clooney?! Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling Ponder Connubial Bliss

Not that we are pathological surveyors of celebrity hookups, but it was with some interest that we stumbled upon tidings of Eva Mendes' and Ryan Gosling's impending blissful (permanent) hookup. Set to steal the stage from the Brangelinas of the planet, this A-list marriage is sure to take Hollywood by storm.

The Latest Iteration on a Familiar Theme: Latina Bombshell, Number 2761? Alejandra Espinoza

source | Espinoza on Twitter

Also included here, a rather remarkable El Gordo y La Flaca segment wherein is discussed Espinoza's decision to downsize aspects of her figure--you'll have to endure a 30 second commercial to screen the video, but believe me, it is worth it (if only to watch "El Gordo" jiggle and, for closet anthropologists, the chance to parse the singular, vulgar shout-outs from the studio audience). Forgive the fact that this video features an auto-play feature.  I tried, but I cannot turn it off!

Once Again, Yet Another Bizarre Chapter in the History of the Ersatz Human | Caucasian Bestiary Edition

the OBSCENE machine: Once Again, Yet Another Bizarre Chapter in the History of the Ersatz Human