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Monday, May 23, 2011

Classic Tequila Ad/Drink Book...

Laredo Nose Job! or why the Tex[t]-Mex Galleryblog Should be Your One-stop Site for Plastic Surgery Inquiries in South Texas

I just received this amazing solicitation (see below)! I can, if I enlist the aid of this company, be THE go-to site for Laredo Nose Jobs! Readers, please! Should I do it???

Yours, Bill Nericcio
Editor-in-chief/ringleader
Tex[t]-Mex Gallerblog

To: <nericcio AT cornell DOT edu>
Subject: Quick Question About Your Website textmex.blogspot.com
From: Ophelia Maxwell <ophelia@dbdresults.com>

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I have your contact information and phone number. Would it be okay if I were to give you a call?

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Ophelia Maxwell
(888) 292-8858
www.dbdresults.com

P.S.- if the tables were turned and somebody I didn't know came to me with a proposition, even one that was appealing, I would be hesitant because I would be wondering - what's the catch? What does this person know that I don't.

But then again I would think her company does know something that I don't know. Her company owns 1000's of websites, her company does have hundreds of thousands of pages indexed with top rankings on Google, Yahoo and Bing. Websites that can deliver only the highest quality anchor-text links that can move your rankings fast. I would also think that I need to get my website in the top rankings. And her company is offering turn key page 1 rankings on all of my keywords including Laredo Nose Job . Keywords that produce the kind of traffic potentially worth tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, millions of dollars.

I emailed you this because it's a win-win for both of us. Think of it this way, who wouldn't be interested in buying money at a discount? Because that's what I'll be able to offer you....discount money.

Would it be okay to give you a call? Or you can call me anytime at the number above and would be happy to explain how I can benefit you risk free.

The Beautiful and the Damned: New Art Featuring the Ghosts of Lupe Velez and Others

The most difficult (so weary-eyed students tell me) and experimental chapter of Tex[t]-Mex: Seductive Hallucinations of the "Mexican in America features the one and only Mexican Spitfire, Lupe Velez; now, an artist in the UK is cutting loose with semiotic meditations on Lupe and other fallen icons of the silver screen. Hit the image below for the link:

You Are Always Excited As a Scholar that "Researchers" Are Looking Up Your Work Unless...

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Dickens, Marx, and Freud: An SDSU Comparative Literature Seminar from 1999

Latinas in the Pop Cultural Matrix: Maids Edition via El Zonkey Show...

Farewell Snapshots of Zach Cavanaugh, Tara Whitehead, Ryan Forsythe, Rebecca Howat, and Bill Nericcio, Ringleaders of Robotic, Erotic, Electric!

Parting shots from the gang at Robotic, Erotic, Electric! Thanks for an AMAZING Semester!

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Ill Doctrine on Freaky Trumped-up Trump-loving | via Sociological Images | via boingboing

where i found it....

http://www.boingboing.net/2011/05/19/which-came-first-the.html

Fox News San Antonio With An Actually Fair and Balanced Take on Laredo, Texas, and Nuevo Laredo, Tamaulipas

Two stories: one from Fox News, San Antonio, and the other, peculiar, from Laredo, how the Texas Department of Transportation is erasing Nuevo Laredo, Tamaulipas, from signage.... As always on the Textmex Galleryblog, click the big images for the story... {thanx to Laredo's QUE FREGADOS for the headsup!}