Dry Those Tears Rachel! Mexico Kisses Uncle Sam's Butt

Previously, as devoted readers/viewers know, our valiant blog covered the spectacle of Miss USA's stumble at the Miss Universe pageant--an event so crucial that the NYTIMES saw fit to hold forth on the controversy. Now it seems that Mexico, feeling remorse (not to mention the loss of tourist lucre), and has issued an apology--dios mio, por favor!