First I was a Latin Americanist; then, a commentator on race, literature, and film. Now? Apparently I know something about nudists: here's the proof!
(Read to the end of the linked story for the punchline).
Update: December 16, 2012
As the Daily Aztec link is now broken--here is a plaintext version of their story:
Nearby beach is telling locals the naked truth
http://media.www.thedailyaztec.com/media/storage/paper741/news/2008/09/09/TravelAdventure/Nearby.Beach.Is.Telling.Locals.The.Naked.Truth-3420553.shtml
Amy Ebersole, Staff Writer
Issue date: 9/9/08
Black's Beach has it all: surf, clean sand, hang gliding and drum
circles. But there is one thing it lacks - swimsuits.
Located next to UC San Diego in La Jolla, Black's Beach is perhaps
the largest nude beach in the United States.
So - here is the skinny (dip?).
It's not just the surf that's up
Hard work pays off, right? On a normal day, Black's wave quality
seduces committed surfers down a 300-foot twisting labyrinth, lugging
boards, like fruit baskets, overhead. But what goes down must go up.
So, save some energy. Or take a break before the climb. The clean
black and white sand mixes as smooth as Jack Daniel's and Diet Coke,
forming a blissful pillowed paradise that leaves surfers drunk on San
Diego sun.
Fly high Glider Port
The Torrey Pines Glider Port sports hang gliders, paragliders and
remote-controlled gliders. No equipment? Instruction, certification,
tandem flights, equipment sales and adventure tours can be purchased
for those who aren't starving students such as most of us at San Diego State.
A local nightly hangout spot for UCSD students, Glider Port is a
place to kick back, put the moves on a date or gaze out at the
endless oceanic view that transforms like Clark Kent from light and
clear by day to dark and mysterious by night.
Moon me drum circles
Traditionally, when the moon is full, the Rainbow Family full moon
drum circles last through the night until the sun rises to kiss the
sky the next day. Sadly, because of a stabbing in July and the
increasing rave-like drug and alcohol atmosphere, the drum circle relocated.
Last month, hundreds of faithful drummers showed up, only to find the
street paved with cops who took time (out of their busy schedules) to
"guarantee safety" by shutting the circles down.
For drum enthusiasts, there are circles held on Sundays in Balboa
Park from noon until dark.
The naked truth
Let's be honest - it isn't the hang gliding, drum circles, surf or
sand that give Black's Beach its claim to fame.
It's the nudity. There, I said it.
The famous poet Walt Whitman once wrote, "I will go to the bank by
the wood and become undisguised and naked; I am mad for it to be in
contact with me."
Well, it may not be a wood, but if an ocean will suffice, Black's is
a place to bare it all.
Tired of hearing, "No shoes, no shirt, no service?" At Black's Beach,
bodies are welcome to freely skinny-dip with nothing but smiles and
non-gawking attitudes.
The Black's Beach Bares, a local group affiliated with The Naturist
Society, holds picnics and beach cleanups. Viewing nudity as a
natural way of life and essential to body acceptance, the Bares
advocate for tolerance and respect, rejecting capitalist exploitation
of the body for commercial or sexual purposes.
So wait - nudity but no sex?
Yes! It's true, fellow Americans! It's possible to be platonically
nude. Fancy that. "The taboo of nudity in America partially spawns
from the Puritan Christian background and capitalistic system where
the body becomes an object of shame," UCSD student and nudist
studying gender theory Hayley Ebersole said. "When you go nude, there
is nothing left to see, and so the body morphs into something whole
rather than fetishized."
Exploring the beaches of Barcelona and France, I was finally free to
go topless and not get a ticket.
My French friend and I tried tanning without tops in an unpopulated
section of Pacific Beach last year, but were told by a patrolling
lifeguard to, "Go to Black's; otherwise put on tops or get tickets."
"But, I don't get it, they're just breasts," we answered.
What are we so afraid of?
Complaints by certain individuals who are uncomfortable with nudity
cause park rangers to sweep Black's, and they make everyone put their
clothes on.
"There are just too many people scared of having genitals," professor
and chair of English and comparative literature at SDSU William
Nericcio said. "Admittedly, most people shouldn't be parading body
parts about - but for those select few who sport handsome choice
parts - why not?"
Hmm. So, why not?
--
Amy Ebersole is a comparative literature senior.
Instant classic! I love, love, love that you had the cajones to spew out such a wonderful quote as this. I couldn't sum it up more perfectly. . . sometimes you just gotta grab life by the balls!
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