Saturday, May 28, 2011

Ack! Trapped at 666.... Textmex Galleryblog Cursed?

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Monday, May 23, 2011

Classic Tequila Ad/Drink Book...

Laredo Nose Job! or why the Tex[t]-Mex Galleryblog Should be Your One-stop Site for Plastic Surgery Inquiries in South Texas

I just received this amazing solicitation (see below)! I can, if I enlist the aid of this company, be THE go-to site for Laredo Nose Jobs!  Readers, please! Should I do it???

Yours, Bill Nericcio
Tex[t]-Mex Gallerblog

To: <nericcio AT cornell DOT edu>
Subject: Quick Question About Your Website
From: Ophelia Maxwell <>

Hello, my name is Ophelia Maxwell and I am a Internet marketing professional. I had done a Google search under the keyword Laredo Nose Job  and had run across your website I see that you are not listed on the first page of Google for your particular search.

I am not sure if you're aware of why you're ranked this low but more importantly how easily correctable this is.

There's no reason that you can't have top three rankings for the keyword Laredo Nose Job  based on your website structure and content. You have a very nice site.

What you need is high quality one-way anchor text links. I can help you with this.....

Not only can I get you ranked for the keyword Laredo Nose Job  but I am talking about all of your keywords on top of Google. Adding new high quality PR anchor-text links from the highest quality websites will produce the results and business you want for

The right kind of links are crucial in getting top ranking... and I can hand deliver these quality links to you.

My partners and I own 1000's of websites and offer private linking to hundreds of website owners just like yourself.

I didn't send this email out to very many people but I do favor your website because I can see your website monetizing the targeted website traffic for the keyword Laredo Nose Job  can deliver.

I have your contact information and phone number. Would it be okay if I were to give you a call?

I have a very simple way to prove to you that what I do works risk free for you to try. Nothing beats seeing the results with your own eyes.

Would it be okay if I were to give you a call? I would love to pursue this further over the phone with you or should I go somewhere else?.


Ophelia Maxwell
(888) 292-8858

P.S.- if the tables were turned and somebody I didn't know came to me with  a proposition, even one that was appealing, I would be hesitant because I would be wondering - what's the catch? What does this person know that I don't.

But then again I would think her company does know something that I don't know. Her company owns 1000's of websites, her company does have hundreds of thousands of pages indexed with top rankings on Google, Yahoo and Bing. Websites that can deliver only the highest quality anchor-text links that can move your rankings fast. I would also think that I need to get my website in the top rankings. And her company is offering turn key page 1 rankings on all of my keywords including Laredo Nose Job . Keywords that produce the kind of traffic potentially worth tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, millions of dollars.

I emailed you this because it's a win-win for both of us. Think of it this way, who wouldn't be interested in buying money at a discount? Because that's what I'll be able to offer money.

Would it be okay to give you a call? Or you can call me anytime at the number above and would be happy to explain how I can benefit you risk free.

The Beautiful and the Damned: New Art Featuring the Ghosts of Lupe Velez and Others

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