Toni Morrison and Crystal Gayle would be turning over in their graves (if they were dead)... Or, ojos castaños=bad, blue eyeballs=good!

Talk about "eyegiene"! This takes it! I have muy orgullo for my dark brown eyes...my Raza eyes, if you pardon the relative orthodoxy. Perhaps I'm being a bit too dramatic here...maybe a tad sensitive, but I'm guessing that trustees of shallow outward appearance, or disciples of the Mein Kampf school of biology and pigment might be inspired by this troubling news post here:

New Laser Surgery Technique Can Turn Brown Eyes Blue

Sammy Sosa! The NEXT Michael Jackson or Another Chapter in the History of Skin in America

ORIGINAL POSTING 11/12/09

Guanabee and Anyguey are ALL over this...

UPDATE

Startling new developments from the world of skin-adjustment, self-loathing, and re-invention, Sammy Sosa-style. Hit the image opposite for the story.