Holy Pornoscan, Batsman! Former Latina Miss USA Fondled by the TSA

Here's a video of Castillo from the 2003 Miss USA competition--BEFORE the TSA got their jollies off her!

Perez Hilton, Miss California, Gay Marriage, and xicanosmosis

Cuban-American gossip queen/web entrepreneur Perez Hilton, aka Mario Armando Lavandeira, Jr., has caused a bit of a stir with his question to Miss California, Carrie Prejean, last night at the Miss USA pageant. I don't know what is more curious in all this--the ignorance of Miss California, painfully palpable in the first part of her response (get yee to a CSU quick) or the xicanosmotic cheekiness of "Hilton"! Cuban-Ams, who get short-shrift here in the Textmex galleryblog, are not universally noted for their iconoclastic progressiveness. All in all, a memorable night on the boob tube.



For those keeping score, Miss North Carolina USA Kristen Dalton won the night with Prejean coming in second.

Of Mexican Mass Culture and Beauty Pageant Falls Estadounidense

UPDATE 1 June 2007

Another take on this heralded event.

ORIGINAL POST

Miss USA Rachel Smith had a hard time of it last night in Mexico City as she vied for the crown of Miss Universe. First she fell during the evening gown competition; next, the surly crowd gave her a hard time as she gamely tried to answer an insipid question--hay que raza!

The AP was there with a tasty dispatch; most memorable:

"Smith was booed during her interview and several audience members chanted ''Mexico! Mexico!'' until she spoke in Spanish, saying ''Buenas noches Mexico. Muchas gracias!'' which earned her applause. Mexico has a fierce rivalry with its northern neighbor.... Missing from this year's contest was Miss Sweden, whose country is one of the few to win the crown three times. Isabel Lestapier Winqvist, 20, dropped out because many Swedes say the competition does not represent the modern woman.... Hours before the pageant began, dozens of protesters held a mock ceremony in downtown Mexico City that featured ''Miss Marijuana,'' ''Miss Sexual Health,'' ''Miss Human Rights'' and other candidates with obscenities written across their sashes. The group yelled ''Neither ugly nor beautiful, should a woman be considered an object!''

That the AP is now doubling as a fount of progressive feminist discourse (holy Luce Irigaray, Batman!), is a thing to behold.

Also to behold, alas, Smith falling and being jeered: