¡Ya Párale Paula! Yet Once Again, Paula Deen Pipes Up...

During the rubbernecking- horrific accident that won't stop, Paula Deen continues to make apologies which apologize for nothing. This time, choking back tearless sobs during the Today show, she invited people to stone her, if they have been without sin. La Deen had been a no-show, to a scheduled Today show interview, after her racist comments came out in the news. Still she decided to set the record straight ya'll. Her defenders are proud, she came out and told the world that people are just taking things out on her, and she hears African American people call each other even worse things in her kitchen. She was just being campy ya'll and can't imagine why people have so much hate in their hearts.

In yesterday's Today Show interview, Deen underscored her message of repentance with a reference the punchline of a joke: "I is what I is and I'm not changing." 

Here's the original joke:

There was a black guy and a white guy. They were debating over whether god was white or black. The white guy said that there was only one way to find out and that is to pray. So they go up on a hill and they pray, and pray, and pray. Finally they here a voice say, "I am what I am." The white guy jumps up, and says, "AHA I told you he was white." The black guy jumps up and says,"What do you mean? That didn't prove anything." "Yes it did, Because if he was black he would've said I is what I is."

Oh. BTW, a black man held a gun to her head during a robbery. That is the only time she has used the N-word ya'll. She was frightened!

Bueno, ya Paula. ¿Porqué mejor no descansas un poquito, despides a tu publicísta y dejas que se calmen un poco las aguas? Si no, vas a seguir diciendo puras pendejadas. Si o si?

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There was a time when Paula Deen stopped pushing vats of butter to flavor America's palate and encourage the art of artery clogging. She had a close call ya'll! Diabetes came a poundin' on her door, like a live chicken trying to get out of a broiling oven. The country forgave her and hopped on her on healthy train to join the slimmer Paula journey.  Well, thing is, Paula's longing for Plantation Nation,  and penchant for carefree colorful vocabulary, however seems to have vex execs within the Food Network. So it has been decided that Deen's contract will not be renewed.
 Forgiveness won't come easily for Paula. People are pissed ya'll. You supporters out there: Don't be too sad for Ms. Deen you guys. She's rich, owns restaurants, sells cookbooks and on the off chance Fox and Friends have a cooking commentary, she will be a welcome sight. The future is a Gumbo of delicious possibilities.

How about we start a list of puns on some Deen-inspired recipes while read and we sit here visitin'  on the blog. The topic also trending on Twitter @#PaulasBestDishes

Here's some of ours:
1. Paula Deen's fired chicken.
2. Paula Deen's Southern Grains (White rice and black-eyed peas served in separate plates).

Here's an original and truly terrifying kid-friendly recipe.

Snake Bites

image and recipe@ pauladeen.com