It had to happen! Spend all that time writing about movies and all of a sudden you wake up one day thinking you're Scorcese! I humbly submit to you, dear reader/viewer, Tex[t]-Mex, The Movie®. The character avatar I selected looks more like a ex-pat Chilean journalist from the 70s (¡holy stereotypes, Batman!), but it was either him or the bear. Go to the site to see what I mean!